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Full time internet addict, professional twat, Irish. Expect absolute absurdity from me.
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australiansanta:

my friends would best describe my personality as ‘why’ 

(via the-gh0st-0f-y0u)

landorus:

armorgan66:

landorus:

pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms

I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke

u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life

(Source: landorus, via the-gh0st-0f-y0u)

Oh look my life is starting to fall apart, again

recltube:

bootypopping:

This guy was literally wearing an Oprah hoodie

wow i cant believe u go to school with josh peck

(via visiting-is-pretty)

religiousdad:

bewbin:

spicysalamislammer:

bewbin:

I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?

smack your head into a wall until it goes away

ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?

ya gotta fuck it

(via angryarya)

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